Al Swearengen Quotes | Quotes by Al Swearengen
1You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve.
2Act averse to nasty language and partial to fruity tea.
3Don't I yearn for the days when a draw across the throat made f**king resolution.
4Pain or damage don't end the world.
5The obvious merits utterance. Character is f**king pertinent.
6Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh? Isn't there a simpler way of not pissing off the big vipers?
7The question is: until reinforced, can we learn the ways of church mice.
8Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.
9The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back.
10I wouldn't trust a man who wouldn't try to steal a little.
11Bloodletting on my premises that I ain't approved I take as a f***ing affront. It puts me off my feed.
12Change ain't looking for friends. Change calls the tune we all dance to.
13Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.
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